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There you go. Window's fine now.

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Just a little bit of dust.

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You know, I read somewhere
that 75% of all dust

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is made up of dead
human skin cells.

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Oh, Overton, you're so smart.

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Well.

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So how do you like
Khadijah's birthday cake?

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It's the best one
I've ever made.

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All it needs is candles.

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Mmm, candles on a birthday cake.

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That's one tradition
I could do without.

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I mean, what other time do
you ask a person to blow

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their breath all over the
food you're about to eat?

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And what if a person
had a bacteria?

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Then I guess everybody
at the party

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gets a little birthday
present, huh?

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I know a better way to do this.

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[squirts]

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♪ Check check check it out
check check check it out ♪

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♪ What you want?
No free position ♪

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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Ooh ♪

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♪ Single ♪
♪ Hey ♪

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♪ Yes we're living the
single life yeah ♪

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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪

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♪ Single ♪

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♪ Ooh and in a '90s
kind of world ♪

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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪

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♪ Keep your head up what? ♪

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♪ Keep your head
up that's right ♪

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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪

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♪ With my home girls standing
to my left and my right ♪

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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪

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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪

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♪ Single ♪

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♪ And in a '90s kind of world ♪

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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪

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♪ Haaaa ♪

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So did y'all do anythin'

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for Khadijah's birthday
at the office?

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Yeah, we got her a stripper.

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But she didn't seem to
enjoy it very much.

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[scoffs] 'Cause it's a reminder of
what she hasn't had in a while.

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Alright, y'all,
everything's ready

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for Khadijah's birthday
trip to Atlantic City.

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I got the car all gassed up.

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I survived the ATM. Thank you.

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And there are some dice
calling my name, Max, Max.

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I still don't think she's
gonna go for this.

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She hates to celebrate
her birthday.

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Last year, we couldn't even
get her out of the apartment.

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That's because last year,
we gave her a choice.

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This year, we're gonna
force her to have fun.

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We're going to kidnap her.

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I'll go get the sack and rope.

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The blindfold will do just fine.
Thank you.

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Girl, I'm sorry. I'm
just so excited.

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We're going to Atlantic City.

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We're gonna walk
along the boardwalk.

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Breathe the air Miss
America breathes.

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And gamble till we drop.

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Come on, Regine, let's go.
She's coming any minute.

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[sighs] Rush, rush, rush.

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That's what's wrong
with America today.

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If you don't wanna
come, that's fine.

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Oh, no, girl, I'm comin'.

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'Cause you promised me

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that you would teach me
your blackjack system.

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And I want to win me some money.

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And celebrate
Khadijah's birthday.

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Yeah, whatever.

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[knock on door]

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‐ Hi. ‐ Hi.

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Oh, see, man, I told you
she's not that mad.

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Come on in here.

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Oh, sorry about what
happened earlier.

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I brought a new cake for
Khadijah's birthday

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and I got stain remover
for your blouse.

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You think that's gonna work?

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Well, it says it takes out
grease, wine and blood.

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Hell, I don't think frosting's
gonna be a problem.

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[chuckles] I don't know, man.

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I had one of my best
shirts ruined by frosting.

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Yeah, I was at this
bachelor party, right?

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And there was this big
cake and all of a sudden

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this voluminously
large‐breasted woman pops out.

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Bam!

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No, no, no. Bam,
bing, bing, bam!

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Yeah!

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And she started to gyrate, man

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and icing's flying all
over like sleets in..

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This really isn't a
girl story, is it?

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Well, you got my attention.

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Could you guys, please, leave?

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We're trying to
surprise Khadijah.

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Oh, really?

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We're taking her out of
town for her birthday.

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Yeah, so would you guys
mind watering the plants?

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Oh, and turn the lights on,
so the roaches don't move in.

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It's too late.

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[laughs]

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Ooh, but we'll do the
best we can, okay?

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So where're y'all goin' anyway?

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Atlantic City.

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Oh, I hear Engelbert Humperdinck
is gigging at the Trump Plaza.

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Yes?

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Oh, Khadijah's coming. Quick!

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Okay. Oh, okay, got it. Quick.

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(Khadijah) 'Is everybody
ready to yell surprise?'

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Ready. Come on in.

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Shh.

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(all) Surprise!

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Happy birthday, girl.

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Alright, where's the
cake, the cold duck

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and the flabby exotic dancer?

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Not this year, my
birthday‐hating friend.

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We've got something
else in mind.

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Road trip.

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Oh, man, not for me.

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Look, look, I‐I'm celebrating
my birthday right here.

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Just sit at home,
chill, watch TV.

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You know, happy birthday to me.

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But you have to celebrate.

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Synclaire, there's only three
birthdays that matter.

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When you're 16, you're sweet.

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When you're 21, you're legal.

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When you're 65, you get to
eat at Denny's half price.

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Now in between, you just chill.

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Unh‐unh, no, Khadijah, you will
not spend the next 364 days

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complaining that we didn't do
anything for your birthday.

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‐ No, I am not the one.
‐ Come on, man, look‐‐.

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Oh, stop with your
whining already.

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‐ What are you doing? ‐
You're gonna go if it kills.

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Are you going to kill me?

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Wait, hold up. I didn't
even pack a bag yet.

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Don't you worry. I
packed one for you.

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I'm not even going to ask what
that was in your sock drawer.

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Come on. Let's go, group.

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(Regine) Let's just
listen to the radio.

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Don't touch that dial.

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I don't listen to music
while I'm driving.

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Well, then why have a radio?

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There are those occasions when I
do listen to music in the car.

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But not while I'm driving.

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Somebody better look up at
the roof for footprints.

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Max, does you car
always ride this bumpy?

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That's all your designer
luggage at the back.

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My luggage isn't that heavy.

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Well, something's
weighing this car down.

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Y'all better not
be looking at me.

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Man, you crazy.

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[humming]

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‐ Hey, what are you doing?
‐ I'm hungry.

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Hey, we're just supposed
to be watering the plants.

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Lettuce is a plant.

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And it'll go, oh, so
nice with this pastrami

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and this rye bread.

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Man, don't eat their food.

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We gave the ladies our word.

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And my daddy always said

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a man who doesn't keep his
word is probably a lair.

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Well, not everything
my dad said was a gem.

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So is there a TV
in this kitchen?

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‐ No. ‐ Mmm, pity.

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That means we'll just
have to watch the big one

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in the living room.

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I'm not sure you understand this
whole plant‐watering thing.

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Man, would you look
at this place?

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Isn't it amazing the way women
keep their apartment so neat

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just for themselves?

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Hey, you're not really
gonna watch TV, are you?

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Overton, they won't
even know we're here.

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Unless I spill a big glass
of red Kool‐Aid right there.

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Oh, my God.

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Don't panic, just get
some paper towels

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and we'll turn the cushion over.

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Alright, cool, man.

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[crash]

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Oh, my God!

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[car horn honking]

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00:08:05,186 --> 00:08:07,486
You okay? Do you
want me to drive?

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No, I'm fine. Why?

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Oh, I don't know.

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The sparks off the guardrail
were a little distracting.

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Eh, eh, can I take
this thing off?

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I'm about to lose it, yo.

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Khadijah, it's not the blindfold
that's making you sick.

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‐ It's Max's driving. ‐ Yeah?

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‐ 'Yeah.' ‐ Well, why
don't you drive?

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‐ Max, you're
crazy‐‐ ‐ No hands.

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I don't believe you,
you crazy, dizzy...

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Didn't think so.

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Alright, that's it. I'm
taking this thing off.

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No, no, no, no, you're
gonna ruin the surprise.

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How about I surprise all
y'all and hurl right here?

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Oh, don't do that.

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You know what, Khadijah?

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This kind of reminds me
of when we were little

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and they'd take a busload
of us inner‐city kids

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out for a trip into the country

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to show us what farm
life was really like.

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We would feed pigs and, and
ride horses and milk cows.

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00:09:02,693 --> 00:09:04,260
Stank like hell.

203
00:09:05,593 --> 00:09:08,593
When I was little, my family
used to take long car trips

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to our cabin in Wisconsin.

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00:09:10,826 --> 00:09:13,193
Oh, and all I can remember is
my parents getting mad at me

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00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:15,726
'cause I had to go to the
bathroom every 20 minutes.

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00:09:15,793 --> 00:09:18,160
It got to the point where I
was scared to say anything.

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00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,593
You have to go now, don't you?

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00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:23,726
Yeah.

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00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:26,160
Well, you're just gonna have
to put nature's call on hold.

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We're almost there.

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00:09:27,726 --> 00:09:29,960
That's what my
mother used to say.

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Until that unfortunate
incident in the back seat

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of our new Cutler Supreme.

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[tires screeching]

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00:09:37,626 --> 00:09:39,626
Get out. There's a ditch
right over there.

217
00:09:39,693 --> 00:09:41,626
I'll only be a minute.

218
00:09:48,826 --> 00:09:50,060
Hey, hey, hey.

219
00:09:50,126 --> 00:09:52,160
You guys wanna have a
little fun with Synclaire?

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What do you have in mind?

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[laughs]

222
00:10:01,666 --> 00:10:03,600
Pull up your drawers, sweetie.

223
00:10:18,433 --> 00:10:20,066
Ta‐da!

224
00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:22,766
Atlantic City. Happy
birthday, girl.

225
00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:25,533
My birthday and Max's
favorite place, huh?

226
00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:29,266
It is, isn't it?

227
00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:31,533
Max, this was supposed
to be a junior suite.

228
00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,866
Oh, look whose getting picky
about where she sleeps.

229
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,366
So you feeling any better?

230
00:10:39,433 --> 00:10:41,600
I just need to lie
still for a while.

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00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,800
[groans]

232
00:10:46,766 --> 00:10:49,466
Much better. Oh, yeah.

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00:10:49,533 --> 00:10:53,366
Khadijah, you're my dear friend

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00:10:53,433 --> 00:10:56,133
and it's your birthday
and you're sick

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and I know it's wrong for
me to feel this way, but‐‐

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‐ Max, go gamble. ‐ Thank you.

237
00:11:09,606 --> 00:11:11,073
What are you doin'?

238
00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:13,006
I'm putting on my makeup.

239
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,913
Why else do you think
there's a mirror up here?

240
00:11:14,937 --> 00:11:17,070
To watch yourself sleep?
Think, think.

241
00:11:24,373 --> 00:11:26,406
Uh, miss girl, are you
coming downstairs?

242
00:11:26,473 --> 00:11:27,833
'Cause I only got
a couple of hours

243
00:11:27,857 --> 00:11:29,791
before this hair goes flat.

244
00:11:30,806 --> 00:11:32,706
I'll meet you down there.

245
00:11:32,773 --> 00:11:35,540
You're gonna miss all the fun.

246
00:11:35,606 --> 00:11:38,573
Look, Synclaire, play this 20.

247
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,673
If you win a million bucks,
you can keep the 20.

248
00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:44,573
I'm just gonna call home
and check for messages.

249
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,840
[sighs]

250
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:49,573
Man, you did a good job of
gluing that lamp back together.

251
00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:52,906
Damn straight, I broke that
naked figurine in your room

252
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,906
and you hadn't even noticed.

253
00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:58,673
Now there's a faux pas.

254
00:11:59,946 --> 00:12:01,346
[phone ringing]

255
00:12:03,213 --> 00:12:04,580
Girls' residence.

256
00:12:05,613 --> 00:12:07,313
What are you doing there?

257
00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:09,880
Uh, just a little
routine security check.

258
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,246
At 11 o'clock at night?

259
00:12:12,313 --> 00:12:15,313
Uh, that's 2300 hours
to us security guys.

260
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,046
Well, better keep this line clear.
Goodbye.

261
00:12:22,313 --> 00:12:24,153
Look, man, let's just get
out of here, alright?

262
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,246
'Alright.'

263
00:12:25,313 --> 00:12:27,193
Yeah, but I think the lamp
was a little bit more

264
00:12:27,217 --> 00:12:28,383
to the right.

265
00:12:30,113 --> 00:12:33,980
Oh, Kyle, uh, I seem to have
glued the lamp to the table.

266
00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:36,500
All you need is a
little leverage.

267
00:12:36,524 --> 00:12:38,457
Let me get in there.

268
00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:41,546
[grunts]

269
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,813
You know, on second
thought, it looked good

270
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,813
right where it was.

271
00:12:50,913 --> 00:12:52,646
Let's go.

272
00:12:52,713 --> 00:12:54,646
[phone ringing]

273
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:04,720
Uh, Kyle, I seem to have glued
the phone to the phone.

274
00:13:10,886 --> 00:13:14,186
‐ Hit me. ‐ Ma'am, you have 25.

275
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,853
No, I mean, hit me right here.

276
00:13:19,453 --> 00:13:22,453
Max, you're a fine teacher.
We're broke.

277
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,886
‐ I was so close. ‐ Oh, yeah.

278
00:13:26,353 --> 00:13:29,653
Hey, Max, you were right.
This place is so exciting.

279
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:33,120
Some woman over there just
won $12,000 in 10 minutes

280
00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:35,346
all without ever taking the
cigarette out of her mouth.

281
00:13:35,370 --> 00:13:37,353
Whoo!

282
00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:39,353
Who cares?

283
00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:41,853
You guys lost all of
your money, didn't you?

284
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,486
Uh‐huh. Thanks to Professor Max.

285
00:13:44,553 --> 00:13:46,520
The amazing gambling wizard.

286
00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:50,853
Well, we might as well go
check on the birthday girl.

287
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,053
Oh, I forgot to play
Khadijah's $20.

288
00:13:55,386 --> 00:13:56,853
Red 23.

289
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,686
‐ Max, what are you doing?
‐ Don't worry.

290
00:13:58,753 --> 00:14:01,360
‐ I have a system, shh. ‐
Kiss that money goodbye.

291
00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:06,160
Red 23!

292
00:14:06,226 --> 00:14:07,726
[cheering] I knew
she could do it!

293
00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:09,726
I knew she could do it!

294
00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:13,593
‐ Yes! ‐ How much did we win?

295
00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:16,093
‐ Seven hundred dollars.
Yes! ‐ Woohoo!

296
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,193
This ought to cheer Khadijah up.

297
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:19,393
Who?

298
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,626
Max, you placed that bet
with Khadijah's money.

299
00:14:24,693 --> 00:14:27,760
Okay, let's stop and
think for a second.

300
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,160
Alright?

301
00:14:29,226 --> 00:14:31,293
Alright.

302
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:35,626
Uh, $700 is a good birthday
present for Khadijah

303
00:14:35,693 --> 00:14:37,993
but not good enough.
Let's double it.

304
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:40,926
‐ No! ‐ Come on, we
can't walk away.

305
00:14:40,993 --> 00:14:44,493
I'm hot, I'm hot. Feel me, feel me!
Come on.

306
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,426
Regine, help me out here.

307
00:14:47,493 --> 00:14:49,993
Give her the freakin' chips.

308
00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:53,426
Oh, okay, here comes Khadijah.

309
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,993
She'll know what to do.

310
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,620
Yeah, she'll want to
do something stupid

311
00:14:56,686 --> 00:14:58,353
like stop gambling
and keep the money.

312
00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:00,133
Synclaire, go keep her busy.

313
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,866
I think we should tell her.

314
00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:04,700
Synclaire, go keep her busy

315
00:15:04,766 --> 00:15:09,633
and, and, and we'll take you to
see Boardwalk and Park Place.

316
00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:13,133
‐ Okay. ‐ Okay.

317
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,360
What do you want
me to do with her?

318
00:15:16,427 --> 00:15:18,307
Oh, you're Synclaire.
You'll think of something.

319
00:15:18,331 --> 00:15:19,370
Now get out.

320
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,466
‐ Hi, Synclaire. ‐ Hi.

321
00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:24,733
I'm back in action. Where
are Max and Regine?

322
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,400
Max and Regine, well,
they're, um, they're..

323
00:15:27,466 --> 00:15:29,133
Oh! Flip Wilson!

324
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,400
Mr. Wilson! Mr. Wilson!

325
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,600
‐ How are you doing? ‐ Hi.

326
00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:36,333
It's my cousin
Khadijah's birthday.

327
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,200
She's such a big fan of yours.

328
00:15:38,266 --> 00:15:39,966
Oh, man, not a day goes
by in our apartment

329
00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:41,800
we don't talk about
Flip Wilson, right?

330
00:15:41,866 --> 00:15:44,000
Flip Wilson this and
Flip Wilson that.

331
00:15:44,066 --> 00:15:46,133
‐ Yeah. ‐ Flip, Flip,
Flip, Flip, Flip.

332
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,666
Yeah, well, happy birthday and
you have a nice day, okay?

333
00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:50,800
Thanks.

334
00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:53,666
Flip!

335
00:15:53,733 --> 00:15:54,933
‐ Can you do it for us? ‐ What?

336
00:15:54,966 --> 00:15:56,166
"Here come the judge."

337
00:15:56,233 --> 00:15:58,433
‐ Just once, please? ‐ I
don't do that anymore.

338
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,673
Of course, he doesn't
do that anymore.

339
00:16:01,806 --> 00:16:03,773
What about Geraldine?

340
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,273
[as Geraldine] In
Atlantic City, honey?

341
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:10,173
Yes, yes, yes. I didn't wanna
come to Atlantic City.

342
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,773
But the devil made me do it.

343
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,206
And I'm not going to fight
the feeling, honey.

344
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:22,580
Alright, Synclaire, you're
trying to hide somethin'.

345
00:16:22,604 --> 00:16:24,673
Now what are Max
and Regine up to?

346
00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:27,640
Oh, look, Ed McMahon! Come on!

347
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,540
Alright, this is finished.
Let's get out of here.

348
00:16:32,606 --> 00:16:34,173
Watchdog, bow‐wow.

349
00:16:35,273 --> 00:16:36,440
Oh.

350
00:16:36,506 --> 00:16:38,073
[water running]

351
00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:40,540
What is that?

352
00:16:40,606 --> 00:16:43,206
That, my friend, is
the sound of water

353
00:16:43,273 --> 00:16:47,773
overflowing from the sink
onto the kitchen floor.

354
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:56,773
‐ Oh, my God. ‐ Oh, my God.

355
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,806
[cheering] Alright.

356
00:16:58,873 --> 00:17:01,046
This is so much easier
than selling clothes

357
00:17:01,113 --> 00:17:03,213
at a boutique for eight hours.

358
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,213
Why doesn't everybody do this?

359
00:17:06,313 --> 00:17:07,313
‐ Party's over. ‐ Why?

360
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:08,713
Birthday girl's here.

361
00:17:09,846 --> 00:17:12,313
Khadijah, where you been?

362
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:15,146
Yeah, we've been looking
all over for you.

363
00:17:17,046 --> 00:17:19,013
Yeah, right. What's going on?

364
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,246
You know that 20 bucks you
gave Synclaire to bet?

365
00:17:21,313 --> 00:17:24,780
Well, we turned it into 700

366
00:17:24,846 --> 00:17:27,613
uh, $900.

367
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,580
Whoo!

368
00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:32,346
Yo, this more than makes up
for that whack‐ass car trip.

369
00:17:35,313 --> 00:17:37,280
Nine hundred bucks.

370
00:17:37,346 --> 00:17:40,080
So, girl, what you gonna
do with all that money?

371
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,720
Shoot, I'm going to take it
home and pay some bills.

372
00:17:43,744 --> 00:17:46,313
Oh, come on, you're gonna
have a little fun with it.

373
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:48,046
‐ Aren't you? ‐ No.

374
00:17:48,113 --> 00:17:51,646
Oh, come on, you're gonna bet
just a little of it, aren't you?

375
00:17:51,713 --> 00:17:53,513
No.

376
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:56,246
Put the money on the
table, Khadijah.

377
00:17:56,313 --> 00:17:57,913
Back in your corner.
Back in your corner.

378
00:17:57,937 --> 00:17:59,553
Khadijah, try your
luck, girl, huh?

379
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,986
It's your birthday.

380
00:18:01,053 --> 00:18:03,786
‐ It was lucky for us. ‐ Yeah.

381
00:18:03,853 --> 00:18:06,253
Okay.

382
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,586
‐ New shooter. ‐ Right.
Now all you got to do‐‐.

383
00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:10,720
Chillzee! I used to
do this all the time

384
00:18:10,786 --> 00:18:12,753
in Sister Mary Linda's
third grade class.

385
00:18:13,820 --> 00:18:16,386
Here it go! Work with me!

386
00:18:16,453 --> 00:18:17,586
Seven, a winner.

387
00:18:17,653 --> 00:18:19,520
[cheering]

388
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,986
Like I said back up.

389
00:18:23,053 --> 00:18:24,653
Alright, here it come.

390
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,020
Come on now! Oh! Work with me!

391
00:18:27,086 --> 00:18:29,786
11, a winner.

392
00:18:29,853 --> 00:18:31,520
Give her room. Give her room.

393
00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:32,753
Would you like a drink?

394
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,340
I don't have no money
to waste on that.

395
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,886
Khadijah, as long as you're
playing, the drinks are free.

396
00:18:36,953 --> 00:18:38,786
I'll have a woo woo,
that's peach schnapps

397
00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:40,886
cranberry juice and vodka
on the rocks, thanks.

398
00:18:42,753 --> 00:18:44,353
(male ♫1) 'Seven, the
lady wins again!'

399
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:45,953
[all cheering]

400
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:49,220
[all chanting] Go, Khadijah.
Go, Khadijah.

401
00:18:49,286 --> 00:18:51,420
Go, Khadijah. Go, Khadijah.

402
00:18:51,486 --> 00:18:53,420
Cool out. Flip.

403
00:18:55,053 --> 00:18:56,453
Thanks, money.

404
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,453
Here it come! Work with me!

405
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,960
Seven again!

406
00:19:01,026 --> 00:19:02,593
Yes!

407
00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:04,593
Happy birthday to me.

408
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,993
Khadijah, you have just
broke the house record.

409
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:09,326
I'm so glad I'm
your best friend.

410
00:19:09,393 --> 00:19:11,293
‐ Me too. ‐ Me too.

411
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,793
Me too!

412
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,960
‐ Khadijah James. ‐ Ed McMahon!

413
00:19:18,526 --> 00:19:21,393
This is your lucky day.

414
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,893
I'm here to inform
you you've just won

415
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,893
the American Family
Publishers sweepstakes

416
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,626
grand prize one million dollars!

417
00:19:29,693 --> 00:19:31,626
[all cheering]

418
00:19:34,626 --> 00:19:36,026
Oh, man!

419
00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:39,426
This is the most amazing
day of my life.

420
00:19:39,493 --> 00:19:41,626
Yeah, it's too bad
it's all a dream.

421
00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:45,526
[screams]

422
00:19:45,593 --> 00:19:47,960
Oh, Miss Let It Ride is up.

423
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:51,926
‐ Where are we? ‐
We're almost home.

424
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,393
Man, I had this dream.

425
00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:57,860
I won a whole bunch of money

426
00:19:57,926 --> 00:20:00,900
and, uh, Flip Wilson was
blowing on my dice.

427
00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:06,133
Well, it went a little
differently in real life.

428
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,000
After the fourth free drink

429
00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:11,233
you started to get a little
loose with the chips.

430
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,866
It turns out that
when you get drunk

431
00:20:14,933 --> 00:20:18,300
and lose a lot of
money, you get loud.

432
00:20:18,366 --> 00:20:20,233
Very, very.

433
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,733
Oh, man, this is the
worst day of my life.

434
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,333
I'm never going
back to that place.

435
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,933
Oh, I don't think you're
gonna have that problem.

436
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,700
We were thrown out.

437
00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:33,833
What?

438
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,700
Oh, man, I can't believe this.

439
00:20:36,766 --> 00:20:39,066
That dream seemed so real.

440
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:45,033
I did meet Flip Wilson
though, didn't I?

441
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,833
They're home, Kyle!
They're home!

442
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,606
Well, that's enough for you, Mr.
Ficus.

443
00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:19,940
Oh, you're home early.

444
00:21:20,006 --> 00:21:21,773
‐ Hey, guys. ‐ 'Hey.'

445
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,440
Thanks for looking
after the apartment.

446
00:21:23,506 --> 00:21:26,140
No problem, Khadijah.
Everything is A‐okay.

447
00:21:26,206 --> 00:21:28,240
Just the way you left it.

448
00:21:28,306 --> 00:21:30,706
Yeah, we even mopped the
kitchen floor for you.

449
00:21:30,773 --> 00:21:34,606
Now that's a birthday
present I can appreciate.

450
00:21:34,673 --> 00:21:36,206
So what did the girls get you?

451
00:21:36,273 --> 00:21:38,206
Carsick, broke and hungover.

452
00:21:40,506 --> 00:21:42,440
But out of your usual rut.

453
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:47,273
Check this out, the
next time I say

454
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,173
I don't wanna
celebrate my birthday

455
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,506
I don't wanna celebrate
my birthday.

456
00:21:51,573 --> 00:21:53,806
Khadijah, we're sorry.

457
00:21:53,873 --> 00:21:55,140
Oh, no need

458
00:21:55,206 --> 00:21:57,540
'cause y'all got
birthdays comin'

459
00:21:57,606 --> 00:21:59,546
and Khadijah never forgets.

460
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:02,713
I'm going to bed.

461
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:06,846
And I do not and I mean, I
do not wanna be disturbed.

462
00:22:06,913 --> 00:22:09,380
Matter of fact, I'm taking this
daggone phone off the hook.

463
00:22:09,446 --> 00:22:10,546
Goodnight.

464
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,880
Happy birthday, Khadijah.

465
00:22:22,481 --> 00:22:24,116
(Ed McMahon) 'Come on, Flip,
just do it once for me.'

466
00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:26,300
(Flip Wilson) 'I told you, Ed,
I don't do that anymore.'

467
00:22:26,324 --> 00:22:28,540
(Ed) 'Flip, I'm not exactly
some schmo off the street.'

468
00:22:28,606 --> 00:22:30,840
'We go back a long way, Flip.
Come on, do it.'

469
00:22:30,906 --> 00:22:33,146
(Flip) 'I'll tell you what,
I'll do mine if you do yours.'

470
00:22:33,170 --> 00:22:34,840
(Ed) 'Alright, it's a deal.
You go first.'

471
00:22:34,906 --> 00:22:36,573
(Flip) 'Okay.'

472
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,306
‐ 'Go ahead.' ‐ 'Here
comes the judge.'

473
00:22:38,373 --> 00:22:40,573
(Flip) 'Here comes the judge.
Here comes the judge.'

474
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,740
(Ed) 'Ooh! I love it!
That's right, I love it!'

475
00:22:42,806 --> 00:22:44,740
'Boy, it sounds better
now than it ever did.'

476
00:22:44,806 --> 00:22:46,006
‐ 'Yeah?' ‐ 'Boy, I got to go.'

477
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:46,973
‐ 'Hey, hey, wait,
wait.' ‐ 'What?'

478
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,240
‐ 'You promised.' ‐ 'What?'

479
00:22:48,306 --> 00:22:49,240
(Flip) 'Do yours.'

480
00:22:49,306 --> 00:22:50,873
(Ed) 'Oh, yeah, oh, okay.
You ready?'

481
00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:52,573
‐ 'Yeah.' ‐ 'Hi‐yo!'

482
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:53,640
(Flip) 'Yeah, that's it!